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I don’t know what I should do first—get high, or thank Sandra for being such a good girlfriend. Should I thank her?—I feel like I’ve been inflating her ego a bit too much lately. Then again, I rather fill her with hot air than to blow smoke up her ass the way I usually do. She says I pipe her up, or some stupid shit slang word that sounds like pipe. I guess it means I get her in the mood for sex, because she always wants my pipe right after I pipe her up with hot air. I still rather blow smoke above all, weed is the only thing I ever want inside my pipe.

I’m already high.


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